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We're As Confident As You Are
You made a bold choice with your backyard flock. We make bold choices too, like standing behind every shirt for 30 days, no questions asked. If it doesn't feel right, send it back. But something tells us you'll love wearing your values.
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One For You, More For The Crew
Shipping FAQsMost families don't stop at one shirt. (Morning chores, family dinners, weekend market runs—you need options.) Order 3+ and shipping's on us. Because your whole family deserves to wear what they stand for. Ships within 24 hours. Arrives within a week.
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You're Not "Just" A Chicken Keeper
Meet us hereYou're a parent teaching real lessons. A homesteader rejecting factory farms. A person who chose intentional over easy. These designs? They're inside jokes for people who understand. References only chicken keepers get. Humor only the flock understands. Wear what connects you to thousands making the same choice.



