My Chickens Said T-Shirt

What makes us different?

Agritees makes the funniest, most relatable tees for chicken keepers and homesteaders - created by people with mud on their boots. Our ideas come straight from real life: broody-hen drama, feed-store runs, 5 a.m. crowing, gardens “rearranged” by the flock. They read like inside jokes because that’s exactly what they are. While a lot of shops recycle stock art, we build each drop from original concepts we test with the community and print on premium ring-spun cotton. We’re proudly community-driven (shout-out to the customer pic that sparked “In Dust We Trust”). Every purchase supports independent creators and keeps new designs hatching.

We're As Confident As You Are
You made a bold choice with your backyard flock. We make bold choices too, like standing behind every shirt for 30 days, no questions asked. If it doesn't feel right, send it back. But something tells us you'll love wearing your values.
One For You, More For The Crew
Most families don't stop at one shirt. (Morning chores, family dinners, weekend market runs... You need options!) Order 3+ and shipping's on us. Because your whole family deserves to wear what they stand for. Ships within 24 hours. Arrives within a week.
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You're Not "Just" A Chicken Keeper
You're a parent teaching real lessons. A homesteader rejecting factory farms. A person who chose intentional over easy. These designs? They're inside jokes for people who understand. References only chicken keepers get. Humor only the flock understands. Wear what connects you to thousands making the same choice.
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My Chickens Said T-Shirt