Stop Scaring The Chickens T-Shirt

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What You're Actually Getting

100% Ring Spun Cotton - The good stuff. Soft against your skin, tough enough for feed store runs. Pre-shrunk so it won't surprise you later.

Built for Long Days - Lightweight fabric that breathes. Because you're up before dawn and not done until dark.

Fits Like It Should -
True-to-size unisex cut. No weird sizing, no guessing. Just put it on and go.

Made to Last

Reinforced Stitching - Double-needle construction at all stress points. This shirt works as hard as you do.

Shape That Stays - Seamless collar won't crease or warp over time. Still looks good on wash #100.

Tagless Comfort - No sewn-in labels. Just a soft printed tag inside. Nothing to scratch, nothing to cut out.

We've Got Your Back

30-Day Guarantee - Love it or return it. No drama, no runaround. We're a small family business. Your trust matters.

Printed Fresh in the USA - Every order made when you order it. No dusty warehouse shelves. Shipped from the USA.

Made for the Life You Chose

Soft, durable tees designed by people with mud on their boots. Each shirt is crafted for long-lasting comfort - from morning coop checks to evening porch time. Built for chicken keepers who chose intentional over easy.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're a small family business. All printing and shipping happens right here in the USA - Florida and Texas. Because where your eggs come from matters, and so does where your shirt comes from.

What size should I order?

Our tees run true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart on each product page. Still unsure? Email us at tom@agritees.com. We're actual humans who respond.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yep! Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email so you can follow your package's journey. Refresh it obsessively or forget about it completely. We support both approaches ;)

What materials are your products made of?

Premium ring-spun cotton. Soft enough for family dinner, tough enough for morning coop duty. Exact materials vary by style-you'll find the details on each product page.

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