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Feral Farm Bitch T-Shirt

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Crazy chicken lady? Please. This shirt is for the backyard keeper who's moved past labels and into her final form.  A perfect chicken lover gift for women who prefer their eggs fresh and their titles earned.

What You're Actually Getting

100% Ring Spun Cotton - The good stuff. Soft against your skin, tough enough for feed store runs. Pre-shrunk so it won't surprise you later.

Built for Long Days - Lightweight fabric that breathes. Because you're up before dawn and not done until dark.

Fits Like It Should -
True-to-size unisex cut. No weird sizing, no guessing. Just put it on and go.

Made to Last

Reinforced Stitching - Double-needle construction at all stress points. This shirt works as hard as you do.

Shape That Stays - Seamless collar won't crease or warp over time. Still looks good on wash #100.

Tagless Comfort - No sewn-in labels. Just a soft printed tag inside. Nothing to scratch, nothing to cut out.

We've Got Your Back

30-Day Guarantee - Love it or return it. No drama, no runaround. We're a small family business. Your trust matters.

Printed Fresh in the USA - Every order made when you order it. No dusty warehouse shelves. Shipped from the USA.

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Made for the Life You Chose

Soft, durable tees designed by people with mud on their boots. Each shirt is crafted for long-lasting comfort - from morning coop checks to evening porch time. Built for chicken keepers who chose intentional over easy.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're a small family business. All printing and shipping happens right here in the USA - Florida and Texas. Because where your eggs come from matters, and so does where your shirt comes from.

What size should I order?

Our tees run true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart on each product page. Still unsure? Email us at tom@agritees.com. We're actual humans who respond.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yep! Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email so you can follow your package's journey. Refresh it obsessively or forget about it completely. We support both approaches ;)

What materials are your products made of?

Premium ring-spun cotton. Soft enough for family dinner, tough enough for morning coop duty. Exact materials vary by style-you'll find the details on each product page.