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(Real customers. Real chores. Really good shirts.)
Soft, easy to wear, and printed with the kind of farm humor that makes the right people laugh and the wrong people confused.
Made for chicken people, goat people, garden people, and anyone whose hobbies somehow turned into chores. Soft, easy to wear, and printed with the kind of humor that feels a little too accurate.
No ticket maze. No faceless support portal. Just me, probably checking my inbox again when I should be doing literally anything else.
Quick answers before you spend your adult money
Our tees run true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart on each product page. Still unsure? Email us at tom@agritees.com. We're actual humans who respond.
Shipping is free for every order above $70
For orders of 1-2 tees, shipping is $4.95.
Every tee is printed fresh after you order.
Please allow up to 7 days for production, followed by approximately 2–5 business days for shipping.
You’ll receive a tracking email as soon as your order is on the way.
Yes. As soon as your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link so you can follow it all the way home.
Agritees is a small family business.
Your tee is printed and shipped by our U.S. production partners in Florida and Texas.
Most of our tees are made from soft ring-spun cotton.
Exact fabric composition can vary by color and style, so you’ll find the specific material details on each product page.
Wash cold, inside out, with similar colors.
Use mild detergent and tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 83 reviews.
Fun T’s. Came in a timely manner. But they run big. Order a size smaller for a good fit.
Great T-shirts! Love that they have v-necks available too.
Very soft with accurate sizing! The print is nice and thick and color is true to image on the site. I love the humor! I do wish all shirts were 100% cotton as this one had some polyester, still an awesome shirt.
The t-shirt arrived quickly and is of good quality. True to size.
Ha ha ha. The wife loved it! Especially since our chickens actually do Shit On The Porch!!
I Will Shit on Your Porch T-Shirt
Store owner replied: Ha! it’s funny because it’s true. 😉 I’ve seen some folks install motion-activated sprinklers near the porch to protect the territory a little… just saying. So glad your wife loved the shirt, and thanks so much for the review! And if you ever want to add a photo of the shirt, you’ll get a discount code for your next order automatically. Tom 🐔 Agritees
Super cute shirt!
Store owner replied: TYSM Dale! Tom 🐔 Agritees
It fits great and is comfortable
It Started With Chickens T-Shirt
Store owner replied: Glad to hear, thank you Jennifer! Tom 🐔 Agritees
Little pricy but good overall funny but true
Quick shipping and great t shirt. Good quality! 5 stars
Everyone loves it.
The tshirt is exactly as it appears in the photo. I have worn it several times already working on the farm and it is durable and comfortable.
My friends love this shirt. They say it fits me to a tee.
The sleeve holes were extra small and theres a zero exchange policy so ill be donating this.
Store owner replied: Hi Amy, I’m sorry the shirt didn’t work out for you. Because every Agritees shirt is printed on demand, I’m not able to offer size exchanges for shirts ordered in the wrong size. The size chart is available before ordering and shows the measurements for each size so customers can compare them before checkout. That said, if the shirt you received is mislabeled or the actual measurements don’t match the size chart, I’m always happy to take a closer look. You can send photos showing the chest width and length measurements, and I’ll check it from there. I’m sorry this was a disappointing experience, and I appreciate you giving the shirt a try. Tom Agritees
Great shirt. Good material and exactly as described. My husband loves it.
Great shirt! Fit perfectly and made of light, comfortable 100% cotton. And really fun message, “Egg dealer: no receipts, no questions.“
Good quality print and fabric
Super soft and true to size
It's a very cute design and the fabric is so soft.
Very cute! I gave it to my chicken loving daughter who wondered how you knew her personality so well.
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I love this t- shirt! It is ME! However, I have to think about where I am going while wearing it!!!!!! Funny, attractive, to the point!
This was a present for my wife and she loves it.
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I love the shirt. Not only is it adorable, its very comfortable!
Exactly as described. Nice weight fabric. Happy with the quality.
Loved my shirt. Size was perfect and it’s soft.
Got extra big for a sleep shirt. So cute! Nice cotton material and breathable. Love all my shirts!
Great design! This hen needs zen the way I need zen and can’t control her facial expressions either!
LOVE this shirt! The humor is skewed like mine and IYKYK! Great quality, graphics are crisp, clean and colorful. Designs are fantastic.
Cute
Love the shirt
I just love it!!!
It was a gift for my daughter.
She said she really likes it
unique true to size made great gift for a dear friend
i screwed up and ordered a small, then re-ordered a large and have not received it yet
She Loved Her Chickens T-Shirt
Store owner replied: Thanks for coming back for the right size! Your large is on its way - should be arriving soon. If you haven't received a tracking number yet, just shoot me an email and I'll send it right over 🐔 - Tom
Got it for a friend, she loves it.
Great tshirt!
Perfect fit, soft fabric and it makes people laugh. What more could you ask for? These are terrific shirts!
It was a gift to a friend who has 13 chickens. I haven't seen her laugh that hard in a long time. Thank you
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