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Zen Duck T-Shirt

Color: Black
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Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

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What You're Actually Getting

Soft enough for the feed store run, tough enough for wash #47.
100% ring-spun cotton. Pre-shrunk. Tagless. True to size.
Your chickens have opinions. The least you can do is wear them comfortably.

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30-Day Guarantee - Love it or return it. No drama, no runaround. We're a small family business. Your trust matters.

Printed Fresh in the USA - Every order made when you order it. No dusty warehouse shelves. Shipped from the USA.

Flock's Favorites:

I built Agritees because I couldn't find shirts that actually got it. If your chickens are your people - these tees are for you.

- Tom 🐔

CEO of Agritees (Cock Executive Officer)

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're a small family business. All printing and shipping happens right here in the USA - Florida and Texas. Because where your eggs come from matters, and so does where your shirt comes from.

What size should I order?

Our tees run true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart on each product page. Still unsure? Email us at tom@agritees.com. We're actual humans who respond.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yep! Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email so you can follow your package's journey. Refresh it obsessively or forget about it completely. We support both approaches ;)

What materials are your products made of?

Premium ring-spun cotton. Soft enough for family dinner, tough enough for morning coop duty. Exact materials vary by style-you'll find the details on each product page.