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Wait, I see a cow T-Shirt

Color: Military Green
Size: Please choose a size
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Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

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Soft enough for the feed store run, tough enough for wash #47.
100% ring-spun cotton. Pre-shrunk. Tagless. True to size.
Your chickens have opinions. The least you can do is wear them comfortably.

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I built Agritees because I couldn't find shirts that actually got it. If your chickens are your people - these tees are for you.

- Tom 🐔

CEO of Agritees (Cock Executive Officer)

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FAQs

What size should I order?

Our tees run true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart on each product page. Still unsure? Email us at tom@agritees.com. We're actual humans who respond.

How much is shipping?

Shipping is FREE when you order 3 or more tees.

For orders of 1–2 tees, shipping is a flat $4.95.

How long will my order take?

Every tee is printed fresh after you order.

Please allow up to 7 days for production, followed by approximately 2–5 business days for shipping.

You’ll receive a tracking email as soon as your order is on the way.

Will I get a tracking number?

Yes. As soon as your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link so you can follow it all the way home.

What if the shirt doesn’t fit?

Contact us within 30 days of delivery if something isn’t right.

Unworn and unused items in their original condition are eligible for return. If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, email us and we’ll make it right.

Where are your shirts printed and shipped?

Agritees is a small family business.

Your tee is printed and shipped by our U.S. production partners in Florida and Texas.

What are your shirts made of?

Most of our tees are made from soft ring-spun cotton.

Exact fabric composition can vary by color and style, so you’ll find the specific material details on each product page.

How should I wash my tee?

Wash cold, inside out, with similar colors.

Use mild detergent and tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.