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They Grow Up So Fast T-Shirt

They Grow Up So Fast T-Shirt

Color: Daisy
Size: Please choose a size
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$29.99

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Description

🐔 The Shirt That Gets You

Printed on a Gildan Softstyle 64000 tee - soft, lightweight, and easy to wear all day.

Perfect for chicken people, goat people, farm people, and anyone who has ever said “I don’t actually need to know how many chickens I have” and meant it with their whole chest.

It has a classic unisex fit, a smooth feel, and just enough attitude to make strangers either laugh or mind their business.

Not your mama’s shirt. Unless your mama is cool.
Washing Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

• Wash inside out - protect the print like it’s the last egg in the coop.
• Use cold water - hot water is for people with too much confidence.
• Wash with similar colors, unless you enjoy textile drama.
• Use mild detergent. Nothing too aggressive. This shirt has feelings.
• Do not bleach. Seriously. Don’t be that person.
• Avoid fabric softeners - they can mess with the print and nobody asked for that.

Drying Instructions:

• Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Avoid high heat - it can shrink the shirt and make the print sad.
• Remove promptly from the dryer to keep wrinkles under control.
• Do not dry clean. This is a shirt, not a tax problem.

Ironing Instructions:

• If needed, iron inside out on low heat.
• Do not iron directly on the print, unless your goal is chaos.

Basically: treat it decently, and it’ll stick around for plenty of chores, questionable decisions, and chicken math.
Shipping & Returns

Good Things Take Time - Especially When They’re Made Just for You

Free shipping on orders over $75, because spending money on shirts is way more fun than spending it on shipping.

Every shirt is printed to order, which means it gets made after you order it, packed up, and sent your way with tracking.

Orders usually ship within 7 days. Once your order ships, USPS typically delivers it within 2–5 business days.

After that, the carrier takes over. You can track it obsessively or pretend you’re chill about it - both are valid choices.

Returns & Exchanges:

The “Please Read This Before Ordering the Wrong Size” Policy

Because every shirt is made just for you, I don’t accept returns or size exchanges.

I know. Annoying. But this isn’t Amazon, Temu, or some giant warehouse full of mass-produced clothes waiting to become somebody else’s problem. Each shirt is made only after you order it, which means fewer random shirts sitting around, less waste, and no sad little pile of unwanted tees heading off to a landfill.

So please check the size chart before ordering. You’re spending adult money, so give it one tiny adult moment: measure your favorite shirt, compare it, and save yourself from the classic “why did I not check the size chart?” moment.

Not sure which size to pick? Email me before ordering. I check my inbox way more often than is probably healthy.

But if something is actually wrong with your shirt - damaged fabric, a hole, a crooked print, the wrong item, or anything that clearly shouldn’t have happened - I’ll make it right.

Just email me at tom@agritees.com with your order number and a photo of the issue.

To sum up:

• No returns for change of mind
• No size exchanges
• No “I ordered a small but my heart wanted a medium” situations
• Yes, I’ll help if your shirt arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong

I’m not a faceless corporation. I’m just a guy trying to sell shirts to people who understand chicken math, goat chaos, and questionable life choices.

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Need Help? I’m Around.

No ticket maze. No faceless support portal. Just me, probably checking my inbox again when I should be doing literally anything else.

FAQs

What size should I order?

Our tees run true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart on each product page. Still unsure? Email us at tom@agritees.com. We're actual humans who respond.
How much is shipping?

Shipping is FREE when you order 3 or more tees.

For orders of 1-2 tees, shipping is $4.95.
How long will my order take?

Every tee is printed fresh after you order.

Please allow up to 7 days for production, followed by approximately 2–5 business days for shipping.

You’ll receive a tracking email as soon as your order is on the way.
Will I get a tracking number?

Yes. As soon as your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link so you can follow it all the way home.
What if the shirt doesn’t fit?

Contact us within 30 days of delivery if something isn’t right.

Unworn and unused items in their original condition are eligible for return. If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, email us and we’ll make it right.
Where are your shirts printed and shipped?

Agritees is a small family business.

Your tee is printed and shipped by our U.S. production partners in Florida and Texas.
What are your shirts made of?

Most of our tees are made from soft ring-spun cotton.

Exact fabric composition can vary by color and style, so you’ll find the specific material details on each product page.
How should I wash my tee?

Wash cold, inside out, with similar colors.

Use mild detergent and tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.