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Grammar Saves Lives T-Shirt

No more chickens. No, more chickens. Punctuation matters and your flock is living proof. This shirt is for the chicken keeper who gets this joke immediately and has already sent it to three people. Great gift for chicken lovers who also love being right.

Color: Black
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Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

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What You're Actually Getting

Soft enough for the feed store run, tough enough for wash #47.
100% ring-spun cotton. Pre-shrunk. Tagless. True to size.
Your chickens have opinions. The least you can do is wear them comfortably.

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30-Day Guarantee - Love it or return it. No drama, no runaround. We're a small family business. Your trust matters.

Printed Fresh in the USA - Every order made when you order it. No dusty warehouse shelves. Shipped from the USA.

Flock's Favorites:

I built Agritees because I couldn't find shirts that actually got it. If your chickens are your people - these tees are for you.

- Tom 🐔

CEO of Agritees (Cock Executive Officer)

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're a small family business. All printing and shipping happens right here in the USA - Florida and Texas. Because where your eggs come from matters, and so does where your shirt comes from.

What size should I order?

Our tees run true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart on each product page. Still unsure? Email us at tom@agritees.com. We're actual humans who respond.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yep! Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email so you can follow your package's journey. Refresh it obsessively or forget about it completely. We support both approaches ;)

What materials are your products made of?

Premium ring-spun cotton. Soft enough for family dinner, tough enough for morning coop duty. Exact materials vary by style-you'll find the details on each product page.