Killing Two Stones With One Bird T-Shirt
Killing Two Stones With One Bird T-Shirt
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Who said chickens can't solve problems creatively? This shirt flips the script on a classic saying!
This hilarious design features a determined white chicken wielding a pistol, facing two innocent rocks with the clever wordplay "KILLING TWO STONES WITH ONE BIRD" wrapped around the scene. The simple yet absurd illustration perfectly captures that moment when idioms collide with farmyard humor.
Perfect for:
- Word play enthusiasts who never miss a pun
- Chicken keepers with a slightly twisted sense of humor
- Those who appreciate the occasional dark comedy
- Anyone who loves surprising friends with unexpected shirt designs
Crafted from premium soft cotton that keeps you comfortable whether you're collecting eggs or making people do a double-take at your shirt. The durable print ensures this conversation-starter maintains its appearance through countless washes.
Because sometimes the chicken IS the solution. Turn heads and start conversations with this cleverly armed fowl!
Warning: May cause spontaneous groans, chuckles, or philosophical debates about chicken intelligence.
Highest Quality Tees
Gildan Softstyle Tee that feels super soft against your skinClassic Unisex Fit perfect for chicken keepers of all shapes and sizes
100% Ring-Spun Cotton (solid colors) or 35% Cotton/65% Polyester Blend (heather colors)
Eco-Friendly Printing with water-based inks that won't fade or crack
🐔 Farm-Tested Durability for coop chores or feed store runs
Most orders arrive within 7 days
FREE SHIPPING when you buy 3+ tees!Ships within 2 days of your order
Proudly printed & shipped in the USA
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30-Day Guarantee for your peace of mindCustom-Made Just For You when you place your order
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Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with similar colorsHang to dry tumble dry may cause shrinking
No bleach needed - keeps prints vibrant longer View full details
