Chicken Keeper Surprises T-Shirt

Every chicken keeper knows that raising a flock comes with its fair share of surprises. This shirt celebrates those "nobody warned me about this" moments that somehow make us love our feathered friends even more!

From the "hen" that suddenly announces itself as a rooster at dawn to the mysterious multiplication of your supposedly "small" flock, this shirt tells the unfiltered truth about chicken keeping adventures.

Perfect for:

• Flock owners who've been startled awake by an unexpected morning alarm
• Anyone who's calculated their "cost per egg" and quickly changed the subject
• Chicken keepers who've watched in awe as one escape artist demonstrated the coop's weaknesses to the entire flock
• Those who started with "just a few chickens" and now have a small farm
• Anyone who's constantly redesigning their "secure" coop to outsmart their feathered Houdinis

Made from soft, durable cotton that stays comfortable whether you're chasing escapees, refilling feed bins, or explaining to non-chicken people why your "hen" is crowing.

Wear it to your local feed store and prepare for knowing nods, shared stories, and the inevitable "that happened to me too!" conversations.

Warning: May cause spontaneous chicken stories from strangers and enable your chicken addiction.